Football transfer rumours: Arsenal to sign Lukas Podolski? | Scott Murray
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Riddle the Rumour Mill this: is today’s transfer tittle-tattle yesterday’s transfer tittle-tattle, seeing today’s transfer tittle-tattle has now been awake for 24 hours?
Congratulations to Sir Alex Ferguson, who is 24 years and 363 days old today. So much to look forward to, Sir!
The celebrations begin in earnest on Fergie’s birthday, 6 November. Like the Queen, he has two: the other, less ceremonial, one is on 31 December, after which it’s traditional that his team goes out and performs incredibly badly against QPR, almost as though everyone is half-cut on booze.
This joyous state occasion has a downside, of course. Because it means there’s little room in the papers for hot transfer chat, on account of EVERYONE EFFING BANGING ON ABOUT FERGIE.
Arsenal are after Lukas Podolski. They’ll not get him, as Köln want to tie him down on a proper contract. Proper contracts being what football is all about.
Chelsea striker Romelu Lukaku is off on loan to Malaga. In other medium-term storage news, the Rumour Mill has placed a sheaf of A4 paper on the shelf under the printer, and popped a couple of pork chops in the freezer for later.
Wolves are after Leeds’s Jonny Howson. We’re under no contractual obligation to make this interesting, you know.
Sevilla are after Arsenal nobody Marouane Chamakh. We’re under no contractual obligation to make this interesting, you know.
And back at Manchester United, Udinese midfielder Kwadwo Asamoah is a target. Meanwhile Schalke striker Klaas-Jan Huntelaar will pop out of Fergie’s birthday cake, tassels tagging titties, as part of a swap deal involving Dimitar Berbatov. That’s the 31 December birthday cake we’re on about; Huntelaar would otherwise spend the best part of two months standing there covered in icing and shame.
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